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If you are looking for uplifting, spirit-building posts that make you a better person just by reading, you have come to the wrong blog. But if you are looking for "laugh-my-ass-off" posts from two extremely creative but bored girls, this is the right blog for you. Don't expect to think or feel anything from our blogs except for an ache in your bladder region from laughter. We don't want nor like to take life seriously and therefore we have created a blog that refuses to. Enjoy.
Amelia
Makenna
That's what she said...
- The longer the better. (Makenna referring to trains in a game of Ticket to Ride)
- Spoon Me all day! ....And night! (Makenna and Amelia: Referring to the fact that tomorrow is Makenna's free Spoon Me Frozen Yogurt day according to the name calendar)
- I need your help up front. (Amelia: Asking Makenna for help at the reception desk)
- I'll bend over for 5 minutes and then it will be good. (Amelia: Trying to pop her sternum)
- Everytime it pops out of my mouth I shudder. (Makenna: Referring to the saying "I know right?")
Unforgettable Quotes
- "I wonder what poo tastes like?" -Amelia
- "No wonder I'm your best friend. I'm hilarious!" -Makenna
- "Satan called: You're late for your interview" -Makenna to Amelia
- "How do you test someone for the swine flu? You take em out back and see if they roll in the mud." -Amelia Whatcott
- "I might be dead, but does this chalk outline make me look fat?" -Makenna's improvisation of a quote by William Gilmore
- "It really makes me uncomfortable when you touch yourself like that..." -Amelia Whatcott
If you people have a sense of humor at all you will pee when you see this.
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